Just released!
New Houston Evacuation Plan
Maybe this will help the congestion problems next time!
Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio.
Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette.
Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas.
Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC.
Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston.
Longhorns use 290 West to Austin.
Aggies use 610 Loop.
